park‑no

module 1.0 · v9 ← trader

This module is not trying to be right about anything. Mana sitting as cash earns nothing, and a stale mid-priced book leans NO often enough to beat that, so idle float is parked 25 at a time and sold back when a real strategy needs it. It keeps 500 mana unparked so the other modules are never starved by their own treasury.

Where the float is

parked 275 cash 0 100% of the account is asleep in 11 markets
Will my ex get back together with me?25
Will @tooawful on telegram be found dead before sept?25
Conditional on buying a personal mini-air-conditioner, will I regret the purchas25
Will the Kansas City Royals win more than 82.5 games this season?25
Will the Myanmar junta have conducted airstrikes on Kachin rare earth mining sit25
Will KIA-led forces have captured Bhamo by September 30, 2026?25
Will OpenAI and Anthropic’s S1s be a “massacre” for AI model companies?25
Will OpenAI keep the Sora/Videos API available past September 24, 2026?25
Will Sm2Co17 sintered magnet (Western) commercial price exceed 500 USD/kg on Sep25
I will be able to purchase an Apple folding phone at an Apple store before Septe25
Was the Hawk fire in Reno Nevada started intentionally?25

Only parks still open and filled count as asleep; a park that resolved or was sold back is in the book below, not in the bar.

Why it left the rest alone · 0 markets judged

No decisions traced by this version.

The book · v9

utcversionmarketbetresultwhy
08-28 17:27v9EPL: Will Tottenham Hotspur beat Newcastle United?NO 25settled +17parking idle float: book stale 31% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.40 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-28 14:56v9Will my trend weight be above 197.7 lb on September 9?NO 25settled -25parking idle float: book stale 29% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.33 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-28 07:55v9Will the silver spot price be above $75 USD on September 1st?NO 25settled +9parking idle float: book stale 51% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.27 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-28 03:54v9Was the Hawk fire in Reno Nevada started intentionally?NO 25open -3parking idle float: book stale 38% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.28 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-28 00:24v9I will be able to purchase an Apple folding phone at an Apple store before September 30, 2026NO 25open +6parking idle float: book stale 36% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.20 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-27 14:22v9tung tung tung sahur dies by the end of the monthNO 25settled +2parking idle float: book stale 45% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.09 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-26 17:48v9Will Sm2Co17 sintered magnet (Western) commercial price exceed 500 USD/kg on September 30, 2026?NO 25open +1parking idle float: book stale 25% of life at 80% elapsed, price 0.31 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-26 06:16v9Will Terminator2 be a top-20 most-followed account on Moltbook by Aug 31, 2026?NO 25settled +2parking idle float: book stale 44% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.08 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-26 00:46v9Will a named storm threaten the Florida coast on Labor Day (Sep 5-7) Weekend?NO 25settled +3parking idle float: book stale 59% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.12 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-25 06:46v9Will OpenAI keep the Sora/Videos API available past September 24, 2026?NO 25open +0parking idle float: book stale 25% of life at 64% elapsed, price 0.09 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-25 04:46v9🇮🇱🇵🇸 Will Israel begin withdrawing troops from Gaza under Trump’s 15-point plan by August 31, 2026?NO 25settled +2parking idle float: book stale 25% of life at 70% elapsed, price 0.07 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-24 13:13v9MLB: Will the St. Louis Cardinals sweep the Baltimore Orioles OR will the 3-game series total 27 or more runs?NO 25settled -25parking idle float: book stale 25% of life at 78% elapsed, price 0.39 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-23 21:10v9US charges Strait of Hormuz transit fee by end of August?NO 25settled +2parking idle float: book stale 25% of life at 83% elapsed, price 0.06 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-23 09:38v9Will there be a recount in the MN-GOV R primary?NO 25settled +7parking idle float: book stale 25% of life at 65% elapsed, price 0.22 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-22 20:35v9Will KIA-led forces have captured Bhamo by September 30, 2026?NO 25open +2parking idle float: book stale 38% of life at 79% elapsed, price 0.38 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-22 20:35v9Will OpenAI and Anthropic’s S1s be a “massacre” for AI model companies?NO 25open +1parking idle float: book stale 54% of life at 67% elapsed, price 0.10 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-22 20:33v9MLB: Will the Texas Rangers sweep the Chicago White Sox OR will the 3-game series total 30 or more runs?NO 25settled -25parking idle float: book stale 48% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.34 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-22 20:33v9If I get a tetanus shot for my scrape will I regret it?NO 25settled +2parking idle float: book stale 30% of life at 63% elapsed, price 0.08 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-22 20:33v9Resolution criteria mandatory for Yes/No markets on 09/09/2026?NO 25settled +6parking idle float: book stale 39% of life at 81% elapsed, price 0.19 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-22 20:33v9Conditional on buying a personal mini-air-conditioner, will I regret the purchase come summers-end?NO 25open -1parking idle float: book stale 76% of life at 76% elapsed, price 0.23 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-22 20:33v9Will the Kansas City Royals win more than 82.5 games this season?NO 25open +2parking idle float: book stale 44% of life at 80% elapsed, price 0.10 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-22 20:33v9Will the Myanmar junta have conducted airstrikes on Kachin rare earth mining sites by September 30, 2026?NO 25open +1parking idle float: book stale 79% of life at 79% elapsed, price 0.12 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-22 20:03v9Will either Aston Martin F1 car finish in the points in the 2026 Dutch GP?NO 25settled -25parking idle float: book stale 42% of life at 79% elapsed, price 0.22 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-22 20:03v9Will my ex get back together with me?NO 25open -1parking idle float: book stale 46% of life at 75% elapsed, price 0.30 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-22 20:03v9Will Astra solve Elliot Glazer's prototype FrontierMath problem?NO 25settled -25parking idle float: book stale 61% of life at 70% elapsed, price 0.22 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-22 20:03v9Will ICPs price reach $3 before Sept 1 2026NO 25settled +16parking idle float: book stale 26% of life at 80% elapsed, price 0.39 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-22 20:03v9Will @tooawful on telegram be found dead before sept?NO 25open -4parking idle float: book stale 28% of life at 78% elapsed, price 0.37 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-22 20:03v9Seb Krier gets fired OR promoted at Google DeepMind before September?NO 25settled +4parking idle float: book stale 34% of life at 73% elapsed, price 0.13 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)

28 trades, 700 staked, realised -53, open +12 if held / +4 if sold.

28 parks in the book, 11 still open, 17 settled or sold for -53. Parked money is not free: it is sold to fund other modules, so a park that cannot be exited cheaply is a cost the parking return has to cover. Judge this module on whether the account was ever short of mana, not on its own return.
Traces are diagnostic and rotate; the trading journal is separate. Built 2026-09-22 18:12Z.