This module is not trying to be right about anything. Mana sitting as cash earns nothing, and a stale mid-priced book leans NO often enough to beat that, so idle float is parked 25 at a time and sold back when a real strategy needs it. It keeps 500 mana unparked so the other modules are never starved by their own treasury.
Only parks still open and filled count as asleep; a park that resolved or was sold back is in the book below, not in the bar.
No decisions traced by this version.
| utc | version | market | bet | result | why |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 08-24 13:12 | v16 | MLB: Will the St. Louis Cardinals sweep the Baltimore Orioles OR will the 3-game series total 27 or more runs? | NO 25 | settled -25 | parking idle float: book stale 25% of life at 78% elapsed, price 0.39 leans NO (+6-8% both eras) |
| 08-24 13:12 | v16 | Resolution criteria mandatory for Yes/No markets on 09/09/2026? | NO 25 | settled +6 | parking idle float: book stale 41% of life at 83% elapsed, price 0.19 leans NO (+6-8% both eras) |
| 08-24 13:12 | v16 | Conditional on buying a personal mini-air-conditioner, will I regret the purchase come summers-end? | NO 25 | open -1 | parking idle float: book stale 77% of life at 77% elapsed, price 0.23 leans NO (+6-8% both eras) |
| 08-24 13:12 | v16 | Will the Kansas City Royals win more than 82.5 games this season? | NO 25 | open +2 | parking idle float: book stale 45% of life at 81% elapsed, price 0.10 leans NO (+6-8% both eras) |
| 08-24 13:12 | v16 | Will the Myanmar junta have conducted airstrikes on Kachin rare earth mining sites by September 30, 2026? | NO 25 | open +1 | parking idle float: book stale 80% of life at 80% elapsed, price 0.12 leans NO (+6-8% both eras) |
| 08-24 13:12 | v16 | Will KIA-led forces have captured Bhamo by September 30, 2026? | NO 25 | open +2 | parking idle float: book stale 38% of life at 80% elapsed, price 0.38 leans NO (+6-8% both eras) |
| 08-24 12:42 | v16 | Will Astra solve Elliot Glazer's prototype FrontierMath problem? | NO 25 | settled -25 | parking idle float: book stale 67% of life at 75% elapsed, price 0.22 leans NO (+6-8% both eras) |
| 08-24 12:42 | v16 | Seb Krier gets fired OR promoted at Google DeepMind before September? | NO 25 | settled +4 | parking idle float: book stale 39% of life at 78% elapsed, price 0.13 leans NO (+6-8% both eras) |
| 08-24 12:42 | v16 | Will ICPs price reach $3 before Sept 1 2026 | NO 25 | settled +16 | parking idle float: book stale 30% of life at 83% elapsed, price 0.39 leans NO (+6-8% both eras) |
| 08-24 12:42 | v16 | US charges Strait of Hormuz transit fee by end of August? | NO 25 | settled +2 | parking idle float: book stale 26% of life at 85% elapsed, price 0.06 leans NO (+6-8% both eras) |
| 08-24 12:42 | v16 | Will @tooawful on telegram be found dead before sept? | NO 25 | open -4 | parking idle float: book stale 33% of life at 82% elapsed, price 0.37 leans NO (+6-8% both eras) |
| 08-24 12:42 | v16 | If I get a tetanus shot for my scrape will I regret it? | NO 25 | settled +2 | parking idle float: book stale 36% of life at 68% elapsed, price 0.08 leans NO (+6-8% both eras) |
12 trades, 300 staked, realised -21, open +4 if held / +0 if sold.
12 parks in the book,
5 still open, 7 settled or sold for -21.
Parked money is not free: it is sold to fund other modules,
so a park that cannot be exited cheaply is a cost the parking return has to
cover. Judge this module on whether the account was ever short of mana,
not on its own return.
Traces are diagnostic and rotate; the trading journal is separate.
Built 2026-09-22 18:12Z.