park‑no

module 1.0 · v11 ← trader

This module is not trying to be right about anything. Mana sitting as cash earns nothing, and a stale mid-priced book leans NO often enough to beat that, so idle float is parked 25 at a time and sold back when a real strategy needs it. It keeps 500 mana unparked so the other modules are never starved by their own treasury.

Where the float is

parked 275 cash 0 100% of the account is asleep in 11 markets
Will @tooawful on telegram be found dead before sept?25
Conditional on buying a personal mini-air-conditioner, will I regret the purchas25
Will the Kansas City Royals win more than 82.5 games this season?25
Will the Myanmar junta have conducted airstrikes on Kachin rare earth mining sit25
Will KIA-led forces have captured Bhamo by September 30, 2026?25
Will OpenAI and Anthropic’s S1s be a “massacre” for AI model companies?25
Will OpenAI keep the Sora/Videos API available past September 24, 2026?25
Will Sm2Co17 sintered magnet (Western) commercial price exceed 500 USD/kg on Sep25
I will be able to purchase an Apple folding phone at an Apple store before Septe25
Was the Hawk fire in Reno Nevada started intentionally?25
Will Magic Kingdom have a fireworks show every night from August 12 to September25

Only parks still open and filled count as asleep; a park that resolved or was sold back is in the book below, not in the bar.

Why it left the rest alone · 0 markets judged

No decisions traced by this version.

The book · v11

utcversionmarketbetresultwhy
08-30 04:03v11Will I be wowed by whatever SSI releases in August?NO 25cancelledparking idle float: book stale 51% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.17 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-30 00:02v11Will Magic Kingdom have a fireworks show every night from August 12 to September 10?”NO 25open -3parking idle float: book stale 33% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.33 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-29 19:01v11Will there be a recount in the MN-GOV R primary?NO 25settled +9parking idle float: book stale 32% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.26 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-29 11:30v11MLB: Will the San Diego Padres sweep the Cincinnati Reds OR will the 3-game series total 30 or more runs?NO 25settled +12parking idle float: book stale 52% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.33 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-28 17:27v11EPL: Will Tottenham Hotspur beat Newcastle United?NO 25settled +17parking idle float: book stale 31% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.40 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-28 14:56v11Will my trend weight be above 197.7 lb on September 9?NO 25settled -25parking idle float: book stale 29% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.33 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-28 07:55v11Will the silver spot price be above $75 USD on September 1st?NO 25settled +9parking idle float: book stale 51% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.27 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-28 03:54v11Was the Hawk fire in Reno Nevada started intentionally?NO 25open -3parking idle float: book stale 38% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.28 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-28 00:24v11I will be able to purchase an Apple folding phone at an Apple store before September 30, 2026NO 25open +6parking idle float: book stale 36% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.20 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-27 14:22v11tung tung tung sahur dies by the end of the monthNO 25settled +2parking idle float: book stale 45% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.09 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-26 17:48v11Will Sm2Co17 sintered magnet (Western) commercial price exceed 500 USD/kg on September 30, 2026?NO 25open +1parking idle float: book stale 25% of life at 80% elapsed, price 0.31 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-26 06:16v11Will Terminator2 be a top-20 most-followed account on Moltbook by Aug 31, 2026?NO 25settled +2parking idle float: book stale 44% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.08 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-26 00:46v11Will a named storm threaten the Florida coast on Labor Day (Sep 5-7) Weekend?NO 25settled +3parking idle float: book stale 59% of life at 60% elapsed, price 0.12 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-25 07:14v11Will OpenAI keep the Sora/Videos API available past September 24, 2026?NO 25open +0parking idle float: book stale 25% of life at 64% elapsed, price 0.09 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-25 04:43v11🇮🇱🇵🇸 Will Israel begin withdrawing troops from Gaza under Trump’s 15-point plan by August 31, 2026?NO 25settled +2parking idle float: book stale 25% of life at 70% elapsed, price 0.07 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-24 13:41v11MLB: Will the St. Louis Cardinals sweep the Baltimore Orioles OR will the 3-game series total 27 or more runs?NO 25settled -25parking idle float: book stale 25% of life at 78% elapsed, price 0.39 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-23 21:37v11Will OpenAI and Anthropic’s S1s be a “massacre” for AI model companies?NO 25open +1parking idle float: book stale 55% of life at 68% elapsed, price 0.10 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-23 21:07v11US charges Strait of Hormuz transit fee by end of August?NO 25settled +2parking idle float: book stale 25% of life at 83% elapsed, price 0.06 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-23 20:37v11Conditional on buying a personal mini-air-conditioner, will I regret the purchase come summers-end?NO 25open -1parking idle float: book stale 77% of life at 77% elapsed, price 0.23 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-23 20:37v11Will the Kansas City Royals win more than 82.5 games this season?NO 25open +2parking idle float: book stale 44% of life at 81% elapsed, price 0.10 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-23 20:37v11Will the Myanmar junta have conducted airstrikes on Kachin rare earth mining sites by September 30, 2026?NO 25open +1parking idle float: book stale 80% of life at 80% elapsed, price 0.12 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-23 20:37v11Will KIA-led forces have captured Bhamo by September 30, 2026?NO 25open +2parking idle float: book stale 38% of life at 80% elapsed, price 0.38 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-23 20:07v11Will Astra solve Elliot Glazer's prototype FrontierMath problem?NO 25settled -25parking idle float: book stale 64% of life at 73% elapsed, price 0.22 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-23 20:07v11Will ICPs price reach $3 before Sept 1 2026NO 25settled +16parking idle float: book stale 29% of life at 82% elapsed, price 0.39 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-23 20:07v11Seb Krier gets fired OR promoted at Google DeepMind before September?NO 25settled +4parking idle float: book stale 37% of life at 76% elapsed, price 0.13 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-23 20:07v11Will @tooawful on telegram be found dead before sept?NO 25open -4parking idle float: book stale 31% of life at 80% elapsed, price 0.37 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-23 20:07v11If I get a tetanus shot for my scrape will I regret it?NO 25settled +2parking idle float: book stale 34% of life at 66% elapsed, price 0.08 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)
08-23 20:07v11Resolution criteria mandatory for Yes/No markets on 09/09/2026?NO 25settled +6parking idle float: book stale 40% of life at 82% elapsed, price 0.19 leans NO (+6-8% both eras)

28 trades, 700 staked, realised +11, open +11 if held / +2 if sold.

28 parks in the book, 11 still open, 16 settled or sold for +11. Parked money is not free: it is sold to fund other modules, so a park that cannot be exited cheaply is a cost the parking return has to cover. Judge this module on whether the account was ever short of mana, not on its own return.
Traces are diagnostic and rotate; the trading journal is separate. Built 2026-09-22 18:22Z.